Top 50 Ugly Christmas Party Jumpers 2023
Top 50 Ugly Christmas Party Jumpers
Is your Christmas party around the bend and you want to turn heads? We may just have the answer…they’re big, they’re bad and they’re always ugly – Christmas jumpers! You’ll be the star of the Christmas event with our top 50 ugly Christmas party jumper picks. Although, we’re not entirely sure if you want to stick out like a sore thumb for this reasons! Perhaps, you can buy one of these stunners as a gift for a naughty friend or as a nice surprise for your colleagues at their annual Christmas party.
Eleven Pipers Piping
Every Little Helps
This jumper is absolutely dino-mite! Needless to say, this creation is an absolute eye-sore! If you want this extraordinary creation, we’ll save you the effort of googling and give you the link here.
The Christmas Spirit
Now that’s the spirit! This jumper will definitely encourage those around you to raise their spirits. If you’re planning to get elfed up this Christmas, this is definitely the ensemble for the occasion.
We Wish You A Hairy Christmas
If you’re storing fat during winter and haven’t quite reached optimum beer-belly, this jumper does the work for you. Likewise, the charming nipple piercings really give this jumper the edge.
The Perfect Elfie #NoFilter
Above all, 2018 has been the year of the elfie. This jumper is hip, current but most definitely not trending.
You see many a sexy-Santa costume this time of year, perhaps, we’re mourning Halloween. On the other hand, we may be simply wanting to warm up the long winter nights. Although, this sexy Santa approach is a bit less obvious, but maybe even more literal!
Well, what can we say. Bacon has been described by many as the food of the Gods and Christmas is after all about being with those you love most…
Consequently, bringing the family together always results in one fruit cake making an appearance.
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Nice Carrot You Have There
Carrots are rich in nutrients and have many health benefits. For example, taking a bite of this carrot can prevent vision loss, reduce the risk of cancer and may help regulate blood sugar.
Alien Reindeer – Burster
I’m sure we’re all familiar with Sigourney Weaver having to deal with gut-busting aliens, so the reindeer version isn’t overly shocking.
Winter is Coming
Game of Thrones fans, Yoren luck! This is the Christmas jumper you’ve all been waiting for! Hotter than a Targaryen dragon and more cunning than Petyr Baelish, this jumper will your knock your stockings off!
Don’t Get it Wet
Never expose this jumper to bright light, water, or to feed it after midnight, otherwise, the consequences will be dire.
Have yourself a very Murray Christmas with this jumper! Above all, I think this is the only Bill we want to be in the reminded of this Christmas…it’s an expensive time of year!
Dashing Through the Snow on a One-Unicorn Open Sleigh
One of these pictured on the jumper is real and the other one isn’t. We’ll leave you to decide which is which…
Save Money, Look Terrible
That’s Asda price! Another bargain grab here. This is definitely for those with a lackadaisical attitude towards Christmas.
Make Christmas Great Again
Dr Seuss re-imagined! In this adaptation, there are 99 problems but a Grinch ain’t one. Instead of being a green Grinch, here we have an orange one instead…
Do My Baubles Look Big in This?
I’m sure we all know that there is NEVER a safe answer for this question. Therefore, back away slowly and lock yourself in the nearest room.
We all know and love this celebrity, Grumpy cat! I believe we all know a Scrooge this time of year who would wear this with pride.
Ginger Bread Abs
An often neglected Christmas treat, this Gingerbread fella is back with a vengeance! Perhaps this is a new icing design to try out at home?
That’s the Christmas Spirit!
Nothing quite says Christmas like vodka, family feuds and sleeping a LOT!
Let it Snow
Nuff said! This one speaks for itself.
Oh Hi Christmas
For those who know the iconic bad film, The Room, will definitely make space for this jumper in their wardrobes.
That is to say, it simply isn’t Christmas without Christmas pudding!
The Breast Christmas Party Ever
If your answer to the age-old questions of breast or thigh is breast, this is the prime cut shirt for you this Christmas.
Not so much a winter wonderland, I’m sure this is exactly what John Hammond had in mind.
Little Miss Snowballs
Who said you can’t combine drinking games with Christmas jumpers?!
Dreaming of a White Christmas
There’s no Christmas Party like a Betty White Party. Surely a couple folks will mistake this for Mrs Klaus. This isn’t the best rendition we’re ever seen…the design seems more Halloween than Christmas.
Beard All Over
Firstly, it’s not Santa without the hat and boots. If you’re looking for a cheap Christmas costume, this may be the one. Note: rosy demeanour and Christmas spirit not included.
Let it Glow
Definitely one for the cool-cats. Therefore, if you want to show your too cool for Christmas, nab this bad-boy.
Come Over to the Merry Side
Silent night, Jedi knight – what’s the difference? However ‘A Merry Christmas we wish you’ doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Home Alone Christmas
Anyone home alone this Christmas?
All Included Holiday Package
Certainly, if you’re looking to go all-out this year, this concoction definitely screams Christmas. Above all, it adds class with the tie, making it appear like you’ve made an effort to dress-up when you have actually not bothered at all!
I’m sure that as a result of getting the family together under the same roof, it’s a metaphorical car crash…
Pull a Houdini with this not-so-convincing Santa body suit. Although, they do say, the best things come in small packages.